divinedorothy:

garrus being horrified to discover that hes only actually a rebel by turian standards and would be considered a “huge nerd” and “some kind of hall monitor” by all other cultures

(Source: demonicdorothy)

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

caramelfringe:

tumblr has educated me on so many things and i can’t go on for a whole 5 minutes in real life without wanting to start a fight with someone

(Source: modestmgmtofficial)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

thisbloghasbeencompromised:

at what point do american children realise it’s weird for them to pledge allegiance to their flag and country every day at school and that not all countries do that and how long after that discovery do they realise how creepy it is

why is this something no one talks about because it concerns me on a very deep level

stitchedmoon:

when you try to reblog the thing but it reblogs as a link instead of a text post

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kaiidth:

favorite mass effect relationships » Joker/EDI romance

"Wait, what?! Are you crazy? You can’t go to Cerberus headquarters. They could have a virus or a kill switch or-"
"I will be fine, Jeff.”

heartilys:

me playing mass effect: a summary

(Source: missdewittsmoved)

wcjobber:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

(Source: jajaneenee)

royal-macklemore:

coffeeandcockatiels:

paperbeatsscissors:

the struggle is real

Tiniest foot tutorial. Can add toes or just have shoe. Is good. Have day.

god bless you

lady-z13:

make me choose

tarysande asked: Adorkable Garrus Vakarian or Badass Garrus Vakarian

ohawkguy:

deadpool bi-annual

frillyfacefins:

simonjadis:

the-champion-of-the-citadel:

Before the Orliasien ball everyone is getting ready and putting on their masks, except for the Inquisitor, who is a Qunari mage and refuses to wear one. Most are confused by this, except Iron Bull who understands immediately.

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I think something inside of me just died a little