tamakichan94:

Are we all going to forget that Shizuru was literally so bad ass that she wore the dreaded “Dead-Anime-Mom” hair in the final season and lived?

(Source: metaldragoon)

thatfilthyanimal:

I TRIED.

felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like

"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder

visualtraining:

literally all the girls i follow on here are funnier than every popular male comedian i know of

socialjusticeares:

Is it a coincidence that “ace” means both “asexual” and “totally cool” I think not

autisticlynx:

research something for months or even years and you’ll be told you’re not qualified to self-diagnose, despite knowing more about your specific conditions than your average therapist

mention you have a trigger and suddenly those same people become experts in exposure therapy without any prior research or consent

(Source: disabledlynx)

divinedorothy:

garrus being horrified to discover that hes only actually a rebel by turian standards and would be considered a “huge nerd” and “some kind of hall monitor” by all other cultures

(Source: demonicdorothy)

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

caramelfringe:

tumblr has educated me on so many things and i can’t go on for a whole 5 minutes in real life without wanting to start a fight with someone

(Source: modestmgmtofficial)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

thisbloghasbeencompromised:

at what point do american children realise it’s weird for them to pledge allegiance to their flag and country every day at school and that not all countries do that and how long after that discovery do they realise how creepy it is

why is this something no one talks about because it concerns me on a very deep level